Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Star Wars: Wookie Genocide - Part Four

Part 4, Dagobah Raid:

"You three. Clean out Hallways 1-5. You four, go clean Hallways 6-12. The rest of you Wookies I want to go fix the ship's damage. I might have scraped it alittle when I was scrapping those gaurding ships. We need this shuttle to be in perfect condition for landing. You three Twi'leks, go to the Munitions Room and find us some weapons. In exactly 1 hour I want everyone on this ship equipped and ready for battle. We're gonna go free some slaves."
An hour and a half later, the hastily recovered transport ship landed the three Twi'leks, each with a different mission. The first one was named Mun'sha. The second one was named Har'mun. The third one, the little one, had no name. Their missions were simple: Unlock the cells. "Alright you Wookies. Your job is simple: When I open that cargo bay, you will dump each and every body out and rain it upon the prison yards. That will boost the rebels' moral and they will fight more ferociously."
Exactly 26 minutes later all the cells were open. "Alright you giants, let it rip!" And as the hundreds of bodies rained down on the slave camps, the slaves gained their morale and fought for their lives. The beleagured ship landed after being battered by small arms fire while it had no shields and less than decent armor. When the cargo bay set its metal ramp down on the blood-soaked ground, the Wookie battle cry could be heard around the world. CJaZ himself charged at the front. His eyes blazing with pure fury and rage, running at speeds that would outmatch a Speederbike, he dismembered each and every Trandoshan and Imperial he saw. His two dual-bladed lightsabers were no match for the lasers. Even cannons were reflected by the sheer force power. As the last of the battle ended, everyone gathered around the Imperial Officer and knelt before him. That very moment, he realized his mission that will change the galaxy forever: Liberate Kashyyyk. This isn't going to be an easy task

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